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July 15, 2005

Stolen Gear List

Here are the details regarding Blitzen Trapper‘s stolen gear. Please get in touch if you see any of this stuff anywhere. Says the band:

The gear was stolen out of our van about dawn on 29th and Alberta.

They took:

A blond Fender P-bass, with lock bolts for the strap and a black pick-guard. The nobs are from an amp, not standard. Flatwound strings on it. Early 70s model.
A beat-up Fender Telecaster, sunburst. There are Christina Aguilera and britney stickers on the back I think, and a suped-up pickup instead of the normal lipstick. Early 70s too.
A shitty Yamaha keyboard with an electro-harmonix sticker on it.
A Sun Concert bass amp head with MIDDLE-EARTH stenciled faintly on it.
A Sovtek MIG-60 tube amp head with a Dandy Warhols and Brian Jonestown Massacre sticker on it. The tubes inside aren’t original, they’re Teslas.

There was also a sleeping bag, a backpack filled with clothes, $, and a prescription from Dr. Wu-hu, boxes of food, an old-skool Canon camera, CDs, etc. Our keyboardist Drew was also stolen. So far we have no leads, but we’ve talked to the police.

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July 14, 2005

SAVE BLITZEN redux / Portland: Stolen Gear City USA

The most important part of this post is this: on Monday, July 11th, somebody stole a couple guitars, amp heads, a shitty keyboard, clothes, and some other little stuff from Blitzen Trapper’s van right off twentysomthing and NE Alberta. What’s worse, this happened on their home turf, Portland, during a one-day stop over in the midst of their first ever West Coast tour. If you hear of anyone hawking or recently having come into posession a collection of gear resembling this one please email me. I should have more specific info like brand names, models, etc pretty soon, in the meantime just please report anything that sounds like a possible match. I know it’s a long shot but you never know, right?

THAT SAID: WTF?!?!?!? What is it with Portland stealing gear from Portland bands? This same thing has happened to the Decemberists right after they got back from a much larger tour AND Brian from Nudge and other people who I don’t remember. These bands play all over the country and don’t have problems – why does it always seem to be here where this stuff happens? Effed up if you ask me.

Speaking of me, I’m back from my brief tour spell and knee-deep in booking this festival (which is shaping up to be pretty amazing). We ended up not getting a show to replace that Bellingham show, instead ended up getting irie in a gem shop, wandering aimlessly around Olympia, playing happy hour ping pong, doing tai chi by the harbor, asking every shitty bar in town if they needed a band for the night. They didn’t, so we went and saw Millions at the Capitol Theater (pretty cool, pretty cheese).

The shows themselves were fun and the band is sounding awesome. I urge anyone reading this to go see them on the rest of the tour. The KEXP in-studio dealy was rad and I got to meet the incredibly nice ladies who call themselves Three Imaginary Girls. They were in the studio playing some records, including PDX locals the Binary Dolls, which is super cool in my book. I always thought the name Three Imaginary Girls was a reference to their publication solely existing on the internet (hence “imaginary”) but turns out it’s a Cure song. I said as much and lost 5 million rock points right then and there.

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April 28, 2005

CATCH THIS THIEF

Yesterday (I think) somebody stole a 12″ Apple G4 laptop from the home of Brian Foote of the band Nudge. This was taken from Brian’s house along with some X-Box games. The laptop is titanium/grey finish with no stickers or anything on it. If you see or hear of anybody who’s recently come into possession of these things please call the police (at least I think that’s what you’re supposed to do).

This is a seriously crucial blow: all of Nudge’s music files for their new album were on this laptop. This is basically ruining Brian’s right now so please if you know this person get in touch ASAP.

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February 14, 2003

I updated the links. The northwest gets a much better showing, and it should really, so that’s good. In other news, my friend Jesse, who is the raddest ever, stole a Trinitron 17inch monitor from the IT department of my school, just so he could give it to me. I am so excited. The huge expanse (17 inches, it would seem) that I am now typing accross is simply… awe-inspiring.

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