Can you believe it? This is dorky and hot, and not an oxymoron! Fantastic!

In other news, today I sent my track “I Was a Lesbian Sperm Bank” to Ted aka Roshi from XOX Magazine. He and some friends are putting together a little compilation of local Portland area electronic musicians, and they have requested my track for inclusion! It will be in all the best local shops (eg Ozone, Jackpot, Q is for Choir) and they are are pressing around 300 of them! More news as it develops. MTV here I come!

And in really lame news, I do indeed realize that there are numerous broken things littering this fine website right now, including the non-functional pictures section and myriad broken links. Rest assured, all will be made clean once I have more time, which will happen right around May 11th, when I graduate from college.