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February 16, 2005

I’m starting to get really excited about the Blitzen Trapper CD release show, taking place this Friday at good old Berbati’s Pan. I booked the whole thing myself, which I don’t usally do. I’m very stoked about how the lineup came together – varying degrees of “artsy” and “poppy” overlapping in nice ways. These are three of my favorite bands in town on one bill and it feels good to be a part of that. Check out the long-winded press release I wrote for it here.*

Here’s my first ever MP3-bloggy link:

Blitzen Trapper - Summer Twin

Here’s the awesome poster, designed by the B.Trap:

Blitzen Trapper Field Rexx CD Release poster

fig 17: cum, join us.

Do get there early so you can catch the Graves, who never play out and are very talented in a low-key way. Just listened to their first album again this weekend, and yeah it’s still very nice. The Kingdom are great too, and I’m not the only who thinks so – they just got signed to the only biggish label in town.

Steve and I (CUM LAZER) will be in full effect too, dropping poorly mixed heat between bands and afterwards. I’m hoping to instigate full-on dance party action before the night is out, which would would be a first for me in those vaunted Greek halls.

Sort of funny story: the wonderful lady who books Berbati’s, Chantelle Hylton, took the liberty of putting us on the venue calendar as “special guest superstar deejay duo CUM LAZER!!”. I thought that was cute. I also mentioned us in the press release for the show as CUM LAZER DJs – so as not to imply bandness. The end result? The “superstar” bit made it into all the calendar ads in the papers, and the Mercury listed us as CUM LAZER DJS (which sounds like the lazer coming back from the future to save the present). Thus my attempts to avoid confusion only create more weird ambiguity, which makes perfect sense. CUM LAZER: it’s all in yr mind. TRIPPY!

Also, ramen actually smells really good after all the water in the pot has evaporated due to compulsive blogging whilst boiling noodles, some of which are now cemented to the bottom of said pot in an appealing brain-like pattern. They smell like mac ‘n’ cheese when you leave it in the stove longer than you’re supposed to, which I do, because Grandma always made them that way. In short: I *heart* burnt noodles. Not sure about the band though (figure 18).

Burnt Ramen

fig 18: burnt ramen (butchered hens rule)

* (I don’t think I’ve mentioned this yet on the ol’ blog, but I do music-related publicity for my (meager) living, and one of the things I’m doing right now is promoting this album. I booked this show and sent out a press release, hoping that local music scribes might take the occasion to get PUMPED on the Trapper and inform the public, thereby causing all of Portland to realize the pop genius lurking in our midst. The cynical/smart among you will be reading $$$ into my enthusiasm, but trust me: I feel this band, LOTS. They are indeed wonderful and they deserve to be heard. This is my mission.)

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February 14, 2005

Very soon now TRMW will be moving over to Urban Honking (here), and I’m really really excited about it. UrHo, as they call it, is a local Portland blog community of sorts, which also includes a show calendar and message board. It’s a very special thing, with lots of great creative stuff going on. There’s talk of Team Tinnitus moving over there too eventually. My music will stay here on Metem, where it belongs, but this rambling all-about-me stuff will be gone. Stay tuned!

Just got around to reading this (it’s been shortcutted on my desktop for weeks) and quite enjoyed it. That last sentence is me to a T – it’s almost creepy. Probably the only blog that’s really managed the YobNik stance would be this one, which sets it apart from pretty much every other music blog out there.

Stuff like this is why I like blogs (well, one of them); serious thought about music and how it relates to society, totally divorced from release dates and totally, wonderfully pretentious.

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fig 16: beatnik, guitar, she-beatnik

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January 19, 2005

Just realized I’m mentioned by (fake) name over at Beats in Space, the radio show hosted by DFA-affiliate and all-around mega-hipster Tim Sweeney. No really, the twelfth link down here points to Metempsychosis and mentions my old production alias, Comma. So I’m cool now, guys, right? GUYS?!?!

I’ll chalk this up to Richard Caraballo aka minusbaby, long time member of the Metempsychosis Krew and super-talented designer/photographer. Rich designed a past version of the Beats in Space site, maybe even the current one, I don’t know. You can see the genius oozing out of Rich’s brain here, in a good way.

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fig 16: trmw (left) and mark rocking the human league

In other news, Justin Wescoat Sanders and Douglas Wolk have joined the PDX concert blogging action over at Team Tinnitus. This means we can now be two places at once, and still make it out for karaoke the next day (see fig 16). Watch out, Portland, the eyes of Tinnitus are upon you!

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January 12, 2005

Checking Pitchfork today I found the following horrible horrible Neighborhoodie. You may recall this is the same company that makes those HAWTHORNE, WILLIAMSBURG, etc hooded sweatshirts found on every other page of every alt-weekly in every city in which the term “hipster” has geospecific meaning. Seems the market for uber-dorky ‘hood indentification clothing is drying up, and now they’re touting cute hip/indie catchphrases. Hence this:

Neighborhoodie Post Punk

fig 15: ?????

What are these people thinking? Why does this exist? Did anyone stop to think how completely absurd it is to be waxing nostalgic over a not-really-genre whose only real point of unity was a complete and total hatred of nostalgia – in 200freaking5?!?! If, as I understand it, the people who constituted this movement were reacting against punk’s slide into same-old-Rock, as typified by The Clash, then I can only imagine their distaste for any person who has ever said “punk’s not dead”, let alone worn this t-shirt. Of course, holding these people in such golden-age-ish high regard is probably some form of nostalgia in itself [turning finger toward self] but why would you buy this if you didn’t? And why would you buy it if you did? There are bigger questions to be asking, but right now I just want to shoot mental darts at this person and whatever the fuck they signify. And I guess I just did.

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December 29, 2004

I’m writing this from Meadow Vista, California, USA, which is 15 minutes down Interstate 80 from Auburn, which is 1.5 hours down 80 from Sacramento. 80 spans the continental United States.

Meadow Vista is a very small town with a grocery store, a pizza place that doubles as the only place you can buy beer, a hardware store, a gas station, a coffee shop, and like three other little stores that are constantly going in and out of business because all Meadow Vista really needs is groceries, pizza, beer, and tools, and the freeway can bring them what they don’t need.

I got money for Christmas; tomorrow I hit the mall.

I saw National Treasure at the new Regal Cinemas tonight, and it was actually pretty good.

Last night I watched Varsity Blues, stoned and drunk, with my brother and his friends, one of whom used to be the star quarterback at Colfax High, which is in Colfax, which is 15 minutes down 80 in the other direction.

My brother said the high school in Varsity Blues reminded him of Colfax, because both towns worship the football team like gods. I said that always weirded me out, forgetting the star quarterback seated to my right.

[awkward silence]

“I thought it was pretty cool.”

The star quarterback is a really really nice guy.

I’m writing this from Mainstream America. I usually write from Portland, OR. Very different places, but people are cool here too.

Now, why is everything so fucked up?

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December 15, 2004

Just realized I’ve been made famous over at the Hyde Park Records website, so hello to any of you who got here that way. Also, hello to anyone who gets here via my employee picks (scroll down) in the Portland Mercury, since I think they might be mentioning this blog.

Now that you’re here, you might be wondering what this site is all about. The answer is mostly music, but not just music. You generally won’t find record reviews here. What you hopefully will find is occasionally insightful observations, centered around music but placing it in context, be that geographical (Portland, Oregon), historical, or personal. These peripheral but, to me, equally important parts of the music experience are often overlooked in offline music writing, probably in the interest of space and, uh, you know, describing the music itself. I’ll leave that part to the pros, and get right to the fluff.

About the linkers: The reason I have a Hyde Park Records t-shirt despite never having visited Chicago is dorky. I “virtually” met the man behind HPR, Derek Erdman, after I posted a link to his website featuring the entire Desperate Bicycles discography in mp3 format (also, this is rad). We got to talking about the record store he was opening up, he sent me a t-shirt, a picture was taken, and the rest is not-really-history. Derek seems like a pretty rad dude, the store looks awesome, and I’m all for more independent shops, so more power to him and it and amen.

Hyde Park Records

fig 13: hyde park records, chicago

The Portland Mercury is an alt-weekly here in Portland, OR. They have a regular Employee Picks column wherein experts in various fields dispense insider knowledge (sex shop worker lists porn/toys, wig maker lady lists wigs, etc), and they asked me to do the honors for this week. This is something I’ve been secretly craving for years (another is getting an I Saw U, put I’m pretty over that), so you can imagine my excitement. Hopefully my picks aren’t too hopelessly obscure, and I don’t look like a total geek. Is it just me, or does my head look lumpy?

In conclusion: this makes me happy, this cat is awesome, DIY FREE IPODS.

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December 13, 2004

Thinking back over this weekend’s activities, I can’t help but be reminded of how fortunate I am to live in the soggy lefty cultural paradise that is Portland, OR, USA. This was one of those weekends where every night there’s fifty great things to do, and choosing is the hardest part. Best of all, these are often local homegrown type things that could only happen here, or at least only will, bestowing a sense of pride and place that feels both totally un-2005, and just awesome.

Case in point: Friday. We started out the night at the Portland premiere of Matt McCormick’s new documentary/art film Towlines. Centered on the existential plight of humble-yet-majestic tugboat – always pushing others to sea, never making the voyage, etc – the film was full of beautiful imagery and colors. It came across like a series of perfectly composed photographs, but moving. Matt seems to favor dark, muted tones and wide spaces; buildings, giant ships, the ocean.

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fig 9: still from Matt McCormick's Towlines

McCormick’s childhood friend and fellow Portland resident, James Mercer, who is also the exceptionally talented songwriter behind the Shins, provided the score, matching the tugboat theme with suitably slight and transcendent acoustic guitar interludes. Very nice, as was the hilarious American Nutria, narrated by none other than Calvin Johnson. And here I thought nutria was the plural of nutrients.

Mercer played an acoustic set after the films, but we had to run, over to the newly renovated Bossanova (ex-Viscount Ballroom), to catch the Arcade Fire. Now, this band has been hyped like crazy, with everyone screaming album of the year and such. I’d heard the record a little bit before the show, and was a little skeptical. It’s mostly that (1) I’m a nasty person, with an immature predisposition for disliking what others like and (2) I’m not so into hyper-melodramatic music, as a general rule. I’m not sure where that last one came from, but it probably has something to do with falling hook line and sinker for all that peak-by-numbers progressive trance stuff in high school. One can only sustain so many epic buildups and breakdowns before distrust sets in, especially if one is not on ecstasy.

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figs 10, 11: the arcade fire on ecstacy

I should probably drop that shit; the music is impressive, especially the part about trying to create a new sound instead of simply cobbling together the requisite record geek signifiers and looking cute (see: rock music in 2004). Still, part of me thinks this band is the musical equivalent of the Oscar-winning movie starring Denzel Washington, set in the Holocaust, featuring at least one tragically gifted, mentally disabled person, released right at the end of the year (that last part is true); those string sections and genre-hops scream “Look at me, I’m the album of the year!” Which is a pretty petty reason to dislike an album, so the jury was still out when I arrived at the show.

And I enjoyed the show. Those kids have energy and they get excited. More power to them, right?

After that we headed over to Dunes for Suicide Club, the weekly dance night that is the project of Nathan from the Gossip/Die Monitr Batts (whose new album is sounding good, btw). He plays the kind of stuff Steve and I like to play when we do CUM LAZER (Pop-Rap dance hits, dance-punk, etc), but he probably has a better record collection. My only requests are that he fade the one song out before the next song comes in if he’s not going to beatmatch (which is really freaking hard, and I can’t do it either, so no diss there) and maybe that he play a little more of that freakier “mutant disco” I read about on the flier. Maybe he did play this stuff earlier, but we got there really late, and he wasn’t.

View from Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon

fig 12: looking east from mt. tabor, portland, oregon

My point being: that’s an awesome night! What a cool town, right? All of it was totally local, except the Arcade Fire, but the huge number of people who turned out for that show bares evidence to another local treasure, that being a large musical-loving populace out of proportion with this city of less then a million.

The rest of weekend was equal good: Saturday saw Steven Stapleton aka Nurse With Wound‘s only US appearance (disappointing but still, pretty cool that it even happened) and Friday saw the Cancer Fags (sinister and satirical gay-ish house duo) and the awesome lesbo party rap troupe Scream Club. I’d talk about these but this is already quite long, and my attention is wandering.

Anyway, yeah, I like it here.

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November 19, 2004

I don’t know much about Rick Ele, save that he sends very long, informed emails about obscure noise bands to the pdxdiyshows mailing list, and hosts a radio show on KDVS in Davis, CA. When I was growing up in smalltown Auburn, KDVS was like a beacon in the darkness, beaming weird music into a land of seeming normalcy (exploding meth labs and violent, drug-crazed youth notwithstanding). It’s nice to see the freak flag still flying there, and Rick has a hand on the pole.

His radio show “Art for Spastics” broadcasts every Tuesday from midnight to 2AM (that’s dedication!). Styles include “garage/scuzz-punk ineptitude, knuckledragging thug-rock of the lesser primates, high-falutin jackoffnoise, glitched-out electro booyar jamz, art-damaged skronkrawk, mis- appropriation of ‘Neo-No-Wave’ & hella contrived subgenre names”, which I’d say describes most of what’s interesting in underground rawk right now – and, er, booyar jamz. I listened to Rick’s show today, and it’s great, and you can hear it here.

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fig 8: this is way too appropriate

Speaking of good descriptions of nebulous movements in modern music, I found this one over at PostEverything.com‘s Sackbut Blues webzine:

“We usher towards the door the received wisdom of the Beatles/Stones/Hendrix/- Who/Bowie/Clash timeline of music and turn instead to one that runs from Edgard Varese, through Stockhausen, The Dream Syndicate artists, Reich and Riley, the Velvet Underground, garage rock (the first time round), Kraftwerk, the Krautrockers and – yes, some of them, really – the English prog rockers… Roxy, Bowie (ok, he can join in – but only until 1977), Miles Davis’s and Herbie Hancock’s jazz/rock/electronic fusions, Wire, The Fall, industrial, synth-pop, No-wave, Sonic Youth and the Blast First bands, hardcore, acid house, techno and the Warp Brit-bleep and ‘Artificial Intelligence’ series, and onward… to the future!”

That’s a geneology I’ve been vaguely aware fo for a while now, and it certianly connects the dots between a lot of the music I’ve sought out over the years. Seeing it spelled out explicitly like this, it makes sense. It also gets me thinking. The connection is real, if debatable, but where does it come from? The word “mindset” comes to mind, but feels a little vague.

Personally (he says to his e-diary), I’m reminded of when I first discovered the twin beacons of IDM and rave culture, around the same time I found KDVS, and the feeling of raw newness that music gave me. I’d never heard anything like it, and neither had anyone else. These people were creating culture anew, turning away from the past and present, looking towards a future of their own making. I’ve been parsing the above sentence ever since.

I suppose this ideal resonates best with those who feel a little uncomfortable in the present, who wouldn’t mind a little fantasy, a little float up up and away from reality. Ambiguously straight and dorky, I was definitely one of them then, and still am (awesome girlfriend notwithstanding!!). Without getting too emo here, maybe “alienation from mainstream society” is the tie that binds. I don’t know, but I do know most of my musical heroes have been relative weirdos. See figure 9. It’s not easy being green – so why not be “artsy”?

NOTE: There’s a whole ‘nother discussion to be had here about the intertwining of identity and aesthetics (I define myself as “weirdo” hence “weirdo music” is the ideal), but that’s another day, or lifetime. In the meantime, I’m reading this and this.

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fig 9: what's on the other side

PS: Also just found out that one of my favorite weirdos, Colin Newman, of Wire fame, has just released an EP with his new band Githead, and it sounds pretty rad. The album is released on swim~ records, Colin’s label. In keeping with the interconnectedness theme of this post, I remember checking up on that label’s website when I was first getting into electronic music, before I had any idea what Wire was/is. Trippy!

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November 11, 2004

This morning I dreamt I was in Brian Eno’s house. And Brian Eno had a really cool house. It was really big and modern, with high ceilings and wallpaper*-modern interior decorating.

Eno himself was a really nice guy. He didn’t seem studious or detached like you might expect (see: another Eno dream), but down-to-earth and warm.

He had this study area, littered with books and things, which he let me explore at will. I remember finding this little art/craft piece made of red construction paper, with other pieces of construction paper glued to it. Eno had folded it real clever, so that these long brown pieces which were supposed to look like wheat stalks (and, of course, did) stuck through a small opening that was supposed to symbolize the surface of the earth.

Brian Eno's House

fig 7: a modernist house, like brian eno's

He had some other books that looked kind of like my discreet math book from college, which I guess makes some sense. I suppose it also made sense that Eno had a study, and not a studio.

Eno then took me up to this diner he’d had built on one of the top floors of the house. On our way we passed through a series of small interlocking rooms, put together like some weird, futuristic spacecraft maintenance tunnel, or something weird and futuristic like that.

The diner itself was really cool. It was all beige and metallic, also looked like something out of wallpaper*, but, as Brian Eno explained to me, was actually modeled after an old-school diner he’d frequented in his youth. He told me this really funny story about that diner, but I can’t remember what it was about, just him laughing.

Brian Eno's Diner

fig 8: a diner, like brian eno's, but less modern

There were other people at this diner, some of whom looked like families on vacation. It was as if Brian Eno’s home had become some sort of tourist destination, like Graceland or something, which I seriously doubt is the case. I wanted to ask Brian Eno who these people were (there must by a perfectly logical explanation, right?), but he just kept on telling stories. I remember looking him square in the face, and his face being blurry, like a heat mirage.

This whole time the first track off Music for Airports is playing. This struck me as slightly vain, but understandable. After all, as Brian Eno explained in the liner notes to his ambient albums, and in interviews, he created this music to serve as a kind of aural wallpaper, so of course he’d be decorating his own home with it.

After a while I realized the music wasn’t coming from my dream at all, that my housemate had woken up and was playing it while he made breakfast. So Brian Eno’s not so vain, after all.

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November 10, 2004

Just got back from the show. The bands were good!

SUBTLE: Hadn’t heard these guys before, but I’m told they’re a conglomeration of Anticon and Mush people, including Dose One and Jel from Themselves. I expected something pretty low key, but this turned out to be a full-on band, with sax, flute, electric cello (!), glockenspeil, samplers, drums, synths, props, the whole 9. Really great music too, kind of space jazz hip hop hybrid something. Dose One was out front sing-rapping most of the time, emphasis on “performance”. He gesticulates with lazer-sharp precision and flamboyant(ly gay?) grace. His nasal delivery sort of grates, but he’s got rhythm and style and what I could make out of the lyrics sounded interesting. I want to hear more of this.

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fig 5: subtle / frog eyes poster as it lies on my floor. designed by the very talented tyler stout.

FROG EYES: No fakers here. The lead guy is possessed of a manic energy which manifests in falsetto squeals and heavy breathing, and the band plays their instruments well. The songs are URGENT. Like watching someone in the midst of some life-changing insight, overpowered, before words like “inspiration” or “nervous breakdown” make sense. Good shit! But Greatest Band of All Time? The Anticon crowd seemed skeptical.

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fig 6: frog-eyed cucarachas

ENTRANCE: Anybody who

(a) dresses like a hari krishna, but isn’t one, in 2004

(b) performs 1960′s-oriented rock music, in 2004

(c) sits cross-legged on stage at any point during set, in 2004 (only applies when (a) is present)

(d) throws tambourine off stage really hard nearly maiming innocent bystanders and generally acts like a spoiled brat, anytime

has to work pretty hard for my respect, in 2004. Somehow the dude in this band almost kindof did. He can play a mean guitar, and wails like he means it. But then he sulks like a baby between songs, and the drummer looks bored.

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