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March 5, 2004

These spammers are getting really pomo/poetic of late. Check out this email I received today. Every second line was in a very light shade of pink so you almost couldn’t read it over the white background. Once you bring those lines into the light of day it reads like Burroughs. Genius!

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February 27, 2002

“Matt my friend,
To the bitter end,
with hair that smells like spice,
and an ass that is oh so nice,
With a chest like a barrel,
and a spirit that’s ferral.”

That is by my dear friend/soul brother/boyfriend (is that incestual?) Fred Holman. He is an English major!

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Blast from the present!