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December 29, 2004

I’m writing this from Meadow Vista, California, USA, which is 15 minutes down Interstate 80 from Auburn, which is 1.5 hours down 80 from Sacramento. 80 spans the continental United States.

Meadow Vista is a very small town with a grocery store, a pizza place that doubles as the only place you can buy beer, a hardware store, a gas station, a coffee shop, and like three other little stores that are constantly going in and out of business because all Meadow Vista really needs is groceries, pizza, beer, and tools, and the freeway can bring them what they don’t need.

I got money for Christmas; tomorrow I hit the mall.

I saw National Treasure at the new Regal Cinemas tonight, and it was actually pretty good.

Last night I watched Varsity Blues, stoned and drunk, with my brother and his friends, one of whom used to be the star quarterback at Colfax High, which is in Colfax, which is 15 minutes down 80 in the other direction.

My brother said the high school in Varsity Blues reminded him of Colfax, because both towns worship the football team like gods. I said that always weirded me out, forgetting the star quarterback seated to my right.

[awkward silence]

“I thought it was pretty cool.”

The star quarterback is a really really nice guy.

I’m writing this from Mainstream America. I usually write from Portland, OR. Very different places, but people are cool here too.

Now, why is everything so fucked up?

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December 15, 2004

Just realized I’ve been made famous over at the Hyde Park Records website, so hello to any of you who got here that way. Also, hello to anyone who gets here via my employee picks (scroll down) in the Portland Mercury, since I think they might be mentioning this blog.

Now that you’re here, you might be wondering what this site is all about. The answer is mostly music, but not just music. You generally won’t find record reviews here. What you hopefully will find is occasionally insightful observations, centered around music but placing it in context, be that geographical (Portland, Oregon), historical, or personal. These peripheral but, to me, equally important parts of the music experience are often overlooked in offline music writing, probably in the interest of space and, uh, you know, describing the music itself. I’ll leave that part to the pros, and get right to the fluff.

About the linkers: The reason I have a Hyde Park Records t-shirt despite never having visited Chicago is dorky. I “virtually” met the man behind HPR, Derek Erdman, after I posted a link to his website featuring the entire Desperate Bicycles discography in mp3 format (also, this is rad). We got to talking about the record store he was opening up, he sent me a t-shirt, a picture was taken, and the rest is not-really-history. Derek seems like a pretty rad dude, the store looks awesome, and I’m all for more independent shops, so more power to him and it and amen.

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fig 13: hyde park records, chicago

The Portland Mercury is an alt-weekly here in Portland, OR. They have a regular Employee Picks column wherein experts in various fields dispense insider knowledge (sex shop worker lists porn/toys, wig maker lady lists wigs, etc), and they asked me to do the honors for this week. This is something I’ve been secretly craving for years (another is getting an I Saw U, put I’m pretty over that), so you can imagine my excitement. Hopefully my picks aren’t too hopelessly obscure, and I don’t look like a total geek. Is it just me, or does my head look lumpy?

In conclusion: this makes me happy, this cat is awesome, DIY FREE IPODS.

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December 13, 2004

Thinking back over this weekend’s activities, I can’t help but be reminded of how fortunate I am to live in the soggy lefty cultural paradise that is Portland, OR, USA. This was one of those weekends where every night there’s fifty great things to do, and choosing is the hardest part. Best of all, these are often local homegrown type things that could only happen here, or at least only will, bestowing a sense of pride and place that feels both totally un-2005, and just awesome.

Case in point: Friday. We started out the night at the Portland premiere of Matt McCormick’s new documentary/art film Towlines. Centered on the existential plight of humble-yet-majestic tugboat – always pushing others to sea, never making the voyage, etc – the film was full of beautiful imagery and colors. It came across like a series of perfectly composed photographs, but moving. Matt seems to favor dark, muted tones and wide spaces; buildings, giant ships, the ocean.

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fig 9: still from Matt McCormick's Towlines

McCormick’s childhood friend and fellow Portland resident, James Mercer, who is also the exceptionally talented songwriter behind the Shins, provided the score, matching the tugboat theme with suitably slight and transcendent acoustic guitar interludes. Very nice, as was the hilarious American Nutria, narrated by none other than Calvin Johnson. And here I thought nutria was the plural of nutrients.

Mercer played an acoustic set after the films, but we had to run, over to the newly renovated Bossanova (ex-Viscount Ballroom), to catch the Arcade Fire. Now, this band has been hyped like crazy, with everyone screaming album of the year and such. I’d heard the record a little bit before the show, and was a little skeptical. It’s mostly that (1) I’m a nasty person, with an immature predisposition for disliking what others like and (2) I’m not so into hyper-melodramatic music, as a general rule. I’m not sure where that last one came from, but it probably has something to do with falling hook line and sinker for all that peak-by-numbers progressive trance stuff in high school. One can only sustain so many epic buildups and breakdowns before distrust sets in, especially if one is not on ecstasy.

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figs 10, 11: the arcade fire on ecstacy

I should probably drop that shit; the music is impressive, especially the part about trying to create a new sound instead of simply cobbling together the requisite record geek signifiers and looking cute (see: rock music in 2004). Still, part of me thinks this band is the musical equivalent of the Oscar-winning movie starring Denzel Washington, set in the Holocaust, featuring at least one tragically gifted, mentally disabled person, released right at the end of the year (that last part is true); those string sections and genre-hops scream “Look at me, I’m the album of the year!” Which is a pretty petty reason to dislike an album, so the jury was still out when I arrived at the show.

And I enjoyed the show. Those kids have energy and they get excited. More power to them, right?

After that we headed over to Dunes for Suicide Club, the weekly dance night that is the project of Nathan from the Gossip/Die Monitr Batts (whose new album is sounding good, btw). He plays the kind of stuff Steve and I like to play when we do CUM LAZER (Pop-Rap dance hits, dance-punk, etc), but he probably has a better record collection. My only requests are that he fade the one song out before the next song comes in if he’s not going to beatmatch (which is really freaking hard, and I can’t do it either, so no diss there) and maybe that he play a little more of that freakier “mutant disco” I read about on the flier. Maybe he did play this stuff earlier, but we got there really late, and he wasn’t.

View from Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon

fig 12: looking east from mt. tabor, portland, oregon

My point being: that’s an awesome night! What a cool town, right? All of it was totally local, except the Arcade Fire, but the huge number of people who turned out for that show bares evidence to another local treasure, that being a large musical-loving populace out of proportion with this city of less then a million.

The rest of weekend was equal good: Saturday saw Steven Stapleton aka Nurse With Wound‘s only US appearance (disappointing but still, pretty cool that it even happened) and Friday saw the Cancer Fags (sinister and satirical gay-ish house duo) and the awesome lesbo party rap troupe Scream Club. I’d talk about these but this is already quite long, and my attention is wandering.

Anyway, yeah, I like it here.

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December 7, 2004

Last night I saw some crazy shit, shit I want to write down before I forget it really happened and start thinking I dreamt it (which will happen in about two hours). What I saw was Stephen Malkmus (of Pavement fame) and the Jicks (of Malkmus fame), concluding what I’m guessing was a high-paying gig that they didn’t seem too excited about (the Lucky Strike cigarettes service industry appreciation party) with 3 priceless covers:

1. Violent Femmes – Blister in the Sun. I thought this was a joke, and it was, but they meant it too. Never thought I’d see Mr. Pavement mouthing those immortal words, kicking up memories of adolescent nicotine fiends, 13 year old rebels swirling around at the 8th grade dance, back when this song somehow seemed dangerous, like those 60′s documentaries on VH1. It was like junior high, but more ironic, which is to say: AWESOME.

2. The Ronettes – Be My Baby. For this one the drummer and Malkmus switched places. Totally cute.

3. The OC Theme Song. Didn’t recognize this one at first, then the girlfriend clued me in. Like, woah. The godfather of indie rock tips his hat to the poster-show of the nu radio-friendly indie revolution. Half expected Doc (from Back to the Future) to show up and cut this short due to serious space-time continuum rupture type shit. The only reason I can think of for his non-appearance (besides that one about movies being fake) is that Malkmus didn’t really know the words. I don’t either but I’m pretty sure they’re nothing like, “The ocean, it sure smells likes fish.” Funny, funny shit.

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