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July 3, 2002

Funny thing happened yesterday: I’m sitting in Neal’s Yard eating lunch with my friend Kacy (that’s not the funny part). I start feeling a little mopey, staring out into the square in melancholy contemplation (oh angst!). I’m sort of trancing out, staring at this man standing in the square, totally in my own head, unhappy.

Then, I begin to snap out of it, thinking to myself, “Don’t be stupid, look where you are, this is London, you brought yourself here, and you are doing this.” This brings me out of my trance. Slowly, I start to recognise the man I have been staring at. And guess who it is:

Woody Harrelson.

That’s right, while I was sitting there, making myself miserable, I almost missed out on a genuine celebrity sighting! I’ve decided this was the super shiva enya god life force telling me to just shut up and let life live.

Cheers! …sometimes you wanna go…

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June 25, 2002

I have returned from my travels in England, Germany, Austria, Italy, Monaco, and France. It was all very fun, and I am much browner than I was before. I even had some celbrity sightings along the way:

(1) Natalie Imbruglia at London Heathrow Airport as I was waiting to meet my parents. Yes, she is just as gorgeuos as person. And really short.

(2) Quincy Jones in Portofino, on the Italian Riviera. He was here for the night, as part of some big yachting trip. This was exciting. Just, between you and me, it seems that Quicny stopped hanging out with black people once he got rich. But his ‘girlfriend’ was fine as hell. One of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen in person. Go, Quincy!

Now, I have got to get a job so that I can keep living in my fabulous new flat in northwest London. Life is so so so hard. But I press on.

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